Friday, 11 May 2012

Bandwagon


Now I thought seeming as everyone is having a go at the new mystery blogger I may as well jump on the bandwagon.

WHO FUCKING CARES

And seeming as though everyone is giving dictionary meanings I am going to run with the following but Urban Version :P

Facebook

WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and high schools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

Know a friend that’s hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.

Social Media

Participatory online media that utilizes the group to write and direct content, rather than a read-only media. Allows for direct contact between participants.


Troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument


South Australian Capital City

With a population of approximately 1.15 million people, making it Australia's fifth most populous city. In colonial times, was the only city in Australia to not accept convicts. Has unique geography, as it is surrounded by hills on most sides, but with beach on its west side. Has a mediterranean climate and was recently named one of the top 10 Most Liveable Cities in the world by UK

Also commonly Known as … one who never judges … LIKE FUCK xxoo

A person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them – Oh wait that’s an assclown


Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he/she has made of himself. 

A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.
******** acted like an assclown in a FB group. She talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.


Fake Ass Bitch

A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.


I think we are up to speed now please let me know at your earliest conveniences if any thing has been missed

See you next Tuesday

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